On my recent visit to California, my granddaughters picked me up from the airport. The car radio had hip-hop music and because I like to make them laugh, I began making up my own lyrics. Something about a grandmother coming to visit and how surprised I was to have them pick me up. They encouraged me and said, "Do it again, grandma!" So I did.
Later, I began thinking of some kind of rap to sing to them on Christmas Eve before we opened presents. How hard could rhyming speech in a chanting tone be? Here is what I composed.
In my hand I have a pen
because it's Christmas time again.
At this lovely holiday time
I need words that really rhyme.
Christmas comes but once a year
and I want to wish you all some cheer.
But, I live so far, far away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your interests I do not know
what could I give you to make your face glow?
What would fill your heart with glee
has become a great big mystery to me.
The one thing I can give
will last as long as you will live.
I give you all my love
my love, my love, my love.
Plus a little extra to enjoy
enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
Your present does not fly, jump, sing or stun
because hugs are coming for everyone.
Enjoy your gift, I dare to say
On this beautiful Christmas day.
I asked my granddaughter to come to my bedroom and asked her to bring her guitar.
I explained what I wanted to do on Christmas Eve and she got excited and played different chords until she found one that would match my rap. We kept it a secret and did not tell anyone what we were going to do that evening.
After mass we gathered around to open gifts. I announced that my granddaughter and I had something for all

to enjoy before presents were opened. The rap began as a rap but before long it became more like a sort of sing-song poem. My granddaughter and I had fun as she strummed and I sort of chanted.
One thing I learned is to have respect for rappers. It looks easy but keeping the beat, throwing words out, rhyming and making sense of what is being said is not an easy thing to do. My baseball cap goes off to those who are real rappers!